WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the gossips. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a pint and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could snap any second